You wouldn't believe some of the things you'd hear within the hallowed wallls of Muls! A combination of alcohol, bad timing, misunderstanding or simply being heard out of context, has left many a patron running for cover from howls of laughter and cutting jibes! Some of those magic remarks are transcribed here for your amusement.
- "I met Claude Gough in Goughs last night, is he back from Washington?"
- Johnny Fitzgibbon not believing his eyes -
- "Bruce Lee was killed for revealing the secrets of KONG FU."
-Finbarr O'Donovan's big ape theories? Who Knows? -
- "Polar Bears are black."
- A revelation by Professor Brendan Ryan -
- "You've 20 minutes. It's half 4 now, be back here for quarter to 5."
- Tony Nutterfield has a way with numbers -
- "You can't help it."
- The perfect reply to Ozzie by Newtown Man Paddy Keating -
- "He'll be blown away on a gust of tide."
- An unusual prediction by Jeffrey Kavanagh -
- "Look at the price of that horse, 9 to 3. Isn't that 3 to 1?"
- Finbarr O Toole watching the weight of the horse rather than the price -
- "1976? That was the day I was born."
- Dom Foley reveals his unusually long birthing process! -
- "There'll be no one from Tipp in Thurles."
- Willie O'Brien's prediction failed to come true, strangely enough! -
- "I hope Cork beat Waterford next week but I hope Waterford beat Kilkenny in the final."
- Trevor O' Neill hedges his bets for the All-Ireland! -
