"I met Claude Gough in Goughs last night, is he back from Washington? "
-Johnny Fitzgibbon not believing his eyes.-
"Happy New Year - lets hope this year is better than last year '96"
-Thanks Matty O' Neill for that start to our Quotes-
"Bruce Lee was killed for revealing the secrets of KONG FU"
-Finbarr O'Donovan's big ape theories?-Who Knows?-
"Polar Bears are black"
-A revelation by Professor Brendan Ryan-
"You've 20 minutes. It's half 4 now, be back here for quarter to 5."
-Tony Nutterfield has a way with numbers-
"You can't help it"
-The perfect reply to Ozzie by Newtown Man Paddy Keating-
"We're getting on great - I met him once and I haven't seen him since"
-Finbarr O'Toole keeping his friends close-
"He'll be blown away on a gust of tide."
-An unusual prediction by Jeffrey Kavanagh-
"Look at the price of that horse, 9 to 3. Isn't that 3 to 1?"
-Finbarr O Toole watching the weight of the horse rather than the price-
"1976? That was the day I was born."
-Dom Foley reveals his unusually long birthing process!-
"There'll be no one from Tipp in Thurles."
-Willie O'Briens prediction failed to come true, strangely enough!-
"I hope Cork beat Waterford next week but I hope Waterford beat Kilkenny in the final."
-Trevor O' Neill hedges his bets for the All-Ireland!-